Although the time of death is approaching me, I am not afraid of dying and going to Hell or (what would be considerably worse) going to the popularized version of Heaven. I expect death to be nothingness and, for removing me from all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism.
- Isaac Asimov
Fact: Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.