Conversation With My 4 Year Old

A conversation with my four year old son today after walking into his bedroom and encountering the unmistakable aroma of poo:

Me: Orson, did you poo?

Orson: No.

Me: What’s that smell?

Orson: Maybe that’s you.

Just like his mother.  🙁

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