I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But as much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.
- Carl Sagan
Fact: When Chuck Norris sneezes, he doesn't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.