What was it that Adam ate that he wasn't supposed to eat? It wasn't just an apple. It was the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. The subtle message? 'Get smart and I'll fuck you over' sayeth the Lord. God is the smartest, and he doesn't want any competition. Is this not an absolutely anti-intellectual religion?
- Frank Zappa
Fact: Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."