I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will--and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For the most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain.
- Gene Roddenberry
Fact: Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.